Friends hate your boyfriend?
Do you ever wonder why your friends don't like your boyfriend?
Maybe if you didn't call us crying in the most dramatic fashion every week, telling us IN DETAIL, all of the awful, terrible, dumb things he does to you. Hell you're probably just lying so that we will listen to your skank ass go on about how MISERABLE you are. Well guess what, tomorrow, when you are all made up and happen to forget that he maybe crossed the line? I'm not going to have forgotten, because while you are idiotic and blinded by whatever you think Love is. Do you really expect me to love somebody who tells you that you are not worth shit, and physically throws you out of YOUR place of business? And YOU run back to HIM with OPEN arms, and expect ME and everyone around you to BE ACCEPTING and act like WE are the assholes for not liking him?????
And if none of this is my fucking business anyway why the fuck do you tell me about every dramatic, PITY ME filled detail? Why don't you do one of the following:
Get a new fucking boyfriend. Oh wait, every time you do that he's worse than the last.
You're stupid, GOD I hope to jebus you don't get pregnant. EVER.
Stop bitching about him. If you don't want me to hate your dumbass boyfriend stop talking about how shitty he is. Simple as that. I don't mind listening, but don't get pissed off when I tell you that I think he's an asshole and you're a fucking idiot. Yeah, I tell you, to your face. Which is better than the rest of our friends, they are content with laughing at you when you're not around.
Convert to a nun/lesbian or whatever other cliche bullshit you want to throw at me this week. Yeah, original! no matter what you were you'd still be a retarded, dramatic bitch.
Or my personal favorite? Own up to your actions. You put up with him and so that makes you just as bad, if not worse than he is. Get a clue somewhere else, I'm tired of trying to give you one.
Maybe if you didn't call us crying in the most dramatic fashion every week, telling us IN DETAIL, all of the awful, terrible, dumb things he does to you. Hell you're probably just lying so that we will listen to your skank ass go on about how MISERABLE you are. Well guess what, tomorrow, when you are all made up and happen to forget that he maybe crossed the line? I'm not going to have forgotten, because while you are idiotic and blinded by whatever you think Love is. Do you really expect me to love somebody who tells you that you are not worth shit, and physically throws you out of YOUR place of business? And YOU run back to HIM with OPEN arms, and expect ME and everyone around you to BE ACCEPTING and act like WE are the assholes for not liking him?????
And if none of this is my fucking business anyway why the fuck do you tell me about every dramatic, PITY ME filled detail? Why don't you do one of the following:
Get a new fucking boyfriend. Oh wait, every time you do that he's worse than the last.
You're stupid, GOD I hope to jebus you don't get pregnant. EVER.
Stop bitching about him. If you don't want me to hate your dumbass boyfriend stop talking about how shitty he is. Simple as that. I don't mind listening, but don't get pissed off when I tell you that I think he's an asshole and you're a fucking idiot. Yeah, I tell you, to your face. Which is better than the rest of our friends, they are content with laughing at you when you're not around.
Convert to a nun/lesbian or whatever other cliche bullshit you want to throw at me this week. Yeah, original! no matter what you were you'd still be a retarded, dramatic bitch.
Or my personal favorite? Own up to your actions. You put up with him and so that makes you just as bad, if not worse than he is. Get a clue somewhere else, I'm tired of trying to give you one.
posted by tara at 9:55 AM
2 Comments:
wow. you're a bad friend.
YES! This author is the smartest, most realist person in the world. I've known girls who've been the idiotic girlfriend, and I've tried to tell him why I don't like their boyfriend. This author describes the EXACT things that happen, and I for one agree with her viewpoints.
GREAT ARTICLE TARA! You should get a fucking Pulitzer for this. I'm serious.
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